A little pink sausage...my sister love_dokkyun, ATTEMPTED but failed at making sausages.
I'm scared she gave me food poisoning. LITERALLY.

Well not literally but still. You make sure, that;
1. they are not cold still.
2. they are not pink in the middle.
3. that they are browned all the way around.(crispy)
4. when you eat them you DON'T taste blood.
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I slept all day, I really hate hangovers.
Why do they exist, its the stupidest thing in the world. That such a good thing can be so disgusting.
I threw up 4 times this morning, and I barely ate anything, one bowl of soup.
MMMMMMMMMM... oh my god I saw this one dude on facecrack he looked so funny.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHA.
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My friends wanted to get pot. So we went out of our ways to scrounge up 50 dollars.
We go to buy the pot, give the money to my idiot friend Jesika whom is... like I stated before a fucking IDIOT!
She went to get the pot, got jacked and didn't bother going after the little 12 year old who stole it from her.
She was atleast 3 times bigger to her and ( Read more... )

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Melpomene is the muse of tragedy.  She is also known for her singing and as the "chanting one."  She is a guide for the lost or those seeking a way to something, but they just can't quite figure out what or where.  She can beautifully wear a tear or a smile, for she understands life to its fullest extent.

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Yesterday was so much fun you guys!!
Elisha, holy shit you were pretty wasted, sorry to hear about the hang-over.
I was pretty drunk as well, so.... thanks to Jesika and Elisha both of my ears are pierced.
In Jessica's bathroom, not Jesika's... well you get the point, and we listened to music, smoked alot of pot.
I barely feel sick, so I'm all like ( Read more... )

I think John Leguizamo was hot when he was younger.
-drools-

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My thoughts;

"God, I'm so fucking hung-over."
-sits up-
"Oh, I don't feel that sick..."
-lays back down-
*a few minutes pass
"...FUCK hahahaha, I didn't even drink last night."(said aloud)

GAAH, thats how used to drinking on a friday I've become.

Halloween I guess was a bust, nothing really that interesting happened, except now I have a new ( Read more... )

Sitting in the living room, on the computer, with my HUGE ass candy bag sitting on my lap.
I'm currently eating Cheeto's god I feel like Britney Spears.
Mmmm... my fingers are making the keyboard really really greasy! YAY CHEETO GREASE!

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I'm going as a crazy club kid and my friend elisha is pretty much being the same thing... a club kid nurse.
It's going to be insane and awesome. MY FRIEND TIFFANY IS COMING OVER!! So she can put songs on her ipod.
I cleaned up and am now in need of a smoke, this feeling is wretched and I have not one, but tiffany might.
LALALALALALALALALALALALALA

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