Fuck all y'all.

I'm not dead. I just don't have the internet. I've moved out again. Me and B-Murdah found ourselves a sexy swingers pad on Queen Mary.

So that's why I've been e-absent. The blistering waves of concern were appreciated.

Come visit. I've got movies, ramen noodles and my sexy girlfriend.

My new job is fucking awesome. Workin' 4:00 to 11:00 tonight. I get to sit back and listen to calls all night. I check the project rates every two hours. I fill out monitoring reports and tell people how good or bad they are at their jobs. I get free coffee. I take as many breaks as I want. At it's very worst, my job gets a bit dull ( Read more... )

Beata and I went to see Greg MacPherson perform at Casa Del Popolo last night, and it might be the best concert I've ever been to. I've never seen anybody perform with as much relentless passion as he did. If G.Mac comes to your town, do yourself a favour and check him out. It'll be well worth the 10 or so dollars you spend on a ticket ( Read more... )

Oh shit, I tripped and fell into a promotion at work. Ow. I'm a monitor now, so goodbye calling strangers on the phone, and hello cocaine and blowjobs in limousines!

Hey, the new NOFX record is kinda shitty, eh?

What's new with you?

[1] Type in your birthday (minus the year) in the search bar at wikipedia.org ( Read more... )

Dear Everybody ( Read more... )

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Had my interview today. Went well. Answered all their questions and I didn't fart really loud or anything ( Read more... )

WTF. Snow. This is horseshit. I want summer. I want that "certain perfect ratio of warm beer to the summer smoke, and the Meatloaf to the Billy Joel." HORSEshit ( Read more... )