A friend of mine showed me a pamphlet. The contest was one of the funniest things I've read lately. It can be found jhuger.com. This is what it said:
This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first:
John: "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."
Mary: "Hi! We're here to
(
Read more... )