So I've been thinking about women a lot today{!!!} and I thought that I would try to put down in binary what I think my perfect woman would be. I'll start with looks, cause that's easiest
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Oh and by the way. At first I said to myself "wow this perfect girl is completely non-existant because these morals and such would totally cross over one another. It sounds more like two completely different kinds of girls than one."
But then I thought of one that fits it almost to the T. Laura Prepon. If you get her number I'll buy you a beer.
hmm.... you're a picky man, but with good taste. sounds like you kinda want the female version of bryan... so if we break up and he gets a sex change, i'll have him give you a call ;-)
i think the funniest list of requirements for a woman that i've ever heard came from zeb. i don't remember all of it, but it went kind of like: "swedish. or scandanavian. and into black metal. and blood." something like that.
i'd like to thiunk i helped shapoe your nonchalance about sex workers... but a woman who forcefully loves sex? be realistic here! *snicker* You can't take it like we dish it out.
Also, you fucking rock for telling everyone to be nice to me! i got out yesterday but I hgave to go back every day till saturday band get a fiery, burning shot or anti-bug-juice in each ass cheek. i go back to nyc saturday. mike move into a new place either the 1st or 15th. See my latest journal entry for further detail on the perfection of life. I still have to parade him for your approval begfore i marry the bastard though.
again: thanks for visiting and sharing drugs(True friendship is sharing your pain meds when you actually ARE in pain), and making me feel ultimately better times a million.
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But then I thought of one that fits it almost to the T. Laura Prepon. If you get her number I'll buy you a beer.
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i think the funniest list of requirements for a woman that i've ever heard came from zeb. i don't remember all of it, but it went kind of like:
"swedish. or scandanavian. and into black metal. and blood."
something like that.
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Also, you fucking rock for telling everyone to be nice to me! i got out yesterday but I hgave to go back every day till saturday band get a fiery, burning shot or anti-bug-juice in each ass cheek. i go back to nyc saturday. mike move into a new place either the 1st or 15th. See my latest journal entry for further detail on the perfection of life. I still have to parade him for your approval begfore i marry the bastard though.
again: thanks for visiting and sharing drugs(True friendship is sharing your pain meds when you actually ARE in pain), and making me feel ultimately better times a million.
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percocet+alcohol=typos.
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