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[wrenchesnink]

i feel like a squatter in my own apartment.

living by oil lamp sucks. Not to mention a complete inability to cook or take a hot shower. fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.

Being young really sucks sometimes, except i kinda feel like tom waits, all down and out. And that is cool.

Comments

[ikillwhatieat]

aw baby.
aw. does your cell phone not charge either?

[anonymous]

Cool? Pathetic? Choose your adjective.

[wrenchesnink]

yer sad. What beef have you got? Let's cook it, cuz I can use my oven again.

Oh yeah, the anonymous thing is really, REALLY pussy.

[anonymous]

I posted anonymous because I am not a live journal person and have no desire to be.

Tom! This is Beth. Readers of Tom's journal, my name is Beth. There. Move along.

[wrenchesnink]

word. nevermind. HEY, your apartment gave me an INFECTION. bah.

weird!

[ekuhn]

i choose... veal! aw, fuck, that's a noun.

jeez, it's apparently the month for someone/someones to write half-assed one-line flames to my friends.

all you need to do now is lose a couple of teeth in a drunken brawl and get involved in a tragic love affair with a complicated woman... no, wait a sec... i think you've done that a few times already ;-)... and be kind of old. that third one may take some practice, but in the process you'd probably learn lots of entertaining and gritty ways to open bottles and strike matches.