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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
The issue with the new layout: no title/subject. I may need a new one. -
In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.
Maybe I would update my LJ more if it wasn't my homepage... hmmm. -
Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.
Appearance•
[x] I am shorter than 5'5
[x] I have many scars.
[] I tan easily
[] I wish my hair was a different color.
[x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x] I’ve had braces.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have/had more than 2 ( Read more... ) -
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
Novell WebAccess is ANNOYING ( Read more... ) -
Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.
When I dye my bangs a different color than the rest of my hair, I tend to use the dye to slick them forward in a spike so that they don't mingle with my other hair. This spike is flexible, pointy, and aggressive. I use it to stab people sometimes ( Read more... ) -
Love thy neighbour as yourself, but choose your neighbourhood.
fdsghjkdfhvndjksg. Bored. Quizzes.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 46% Stability |||||||||||| 43% Orderliness |||||| 30% Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56% Interdependence |||||| 23% Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76% Mystical |||||||||||||| 56% Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Religious | ( Read more... ) -
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
It's that time of the paper again when I post the joke title:
The Great Gay Gatsby.
Dhjsdfgfsdkgvfsdjbhfsdjkfhj I want a snow day. Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.
But I did find my glasses -
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
All phone calls are obscene.All phone calls are obscene ( Read more... ) -
There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
I miss my glasses. I miss both my new glasses and my old glasses ( Read more... )
