After I came out of the cinema today - Paul Blart, Mall Cop, and it was awful, thanks for asking - I was just thinking about... wait for it... what would really happen if a zombie crisis happened.

No, I have not lost it, please leave me alone.

We were sitting in the car waiting to get to the drive-through window at McDonalds when a group of chavs ( Read more... )

I really want to make another character using Jimi Mistry on Harry Potter Haven, but I really, really shouldn't.  It'd make thirteen; and I'm not superstitious, so don't think that, but that is far, far too many.  Twelve is bad enough!  He's just so cute, and he has that puppy-dog face I like for characters... maybe if I get the chance to make ( Read more... )

At first I tried thinking about this seriously; whether I'd go for whether Diana was assassinated, all this Area 42 or whatever it is business about Roswell and all that sort of jazz, but it didn't take me very long to go back to my silly roots and decide that actually, I wouldn't go for any of that at all.  I'd be straight into the folder marked ' ( Read more... )

My favourite subject was English - English Language even then, I believe, though of course I didn't know it.  I used to love all the spelling rules, and even the grammar bits... I've loved apostrophes for a very, very long time now.  Of course, the grammar wasn't all of it.  I'm sure anybody who's glanced even briefly at my journal will be able to ( Read more... )

Well, God played a pretty good one.  I'm off school, and starving; I can't eat because I know I'll throw up if I do!  That's super-funny, big guy.

Thanks for that.

Cross-posted from Scribblespark. :)

Challenge #1 - write a piece inspired by the word 'glorification'.
Title: The Hero
Rating: T+
Summary: He sees the fine line between obedience and immorality, and knows that he has crossed it.
Word Count: 3,464
Notes?: Includes slash; the first slash I've written in a while, actually.  It's nothing graphic, but there ( Read more... )

I write some weird stuff.  For all three Prose Challenge prompts I've attempted, the result has been something dark and sinister; I posted Helen's Husband before, and here are the other two.  The first was very difficult to come up with; you had to use 'I'd always known there was something wrong with that house,' or words to that effect only with ( Read more... )

It's definitely not completed, but seeing as I only have just over five minutes to post and this is something I've written today, I thought I'd post my 'story version' of Cousin Kate by Christina Rossetti.  Here's the poem... no resemblance to me despite the name share, honestly!

Cousin Kate

I was a cottage maiden
Hardened by sun and air,
Contended ( Read more... )

We die!

I used to believe in some sort of afterlife but I'm not so sure anymore.  It's odd because I do believe in ghosts, but the general concept of heaven and hell isn't really comprehensible to me; I think it's just too coincidential.  I think it's a nice support system for people who don't want life to end, but myself?  Death doesn't scare me - ( Read more... )

First in a set of rambles about members of Demetrius' coven.  Will edit the rest in later ( Read more... )