I feel so scared! that asshole saturnswirls gone and said that they saw me dissing on teh_crazy.

And also gotawastedgun went around saying how I got caught talking to lotusdreamer and backstabbing devilboy77. If I get my hands on them they gonna be hurtin!

Oh and lipstick_senshi said they wanted to go to a concert but kinless33 wanted to do something else ( Read more... )

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I woke up this morning with really bad back pain and two dead arms. I was like "Oh, crap, I slept on my arms again. This sucks." But they got better, but my back didn't, and then my tummy felt funny. And lo! She went unto the bathroom and there she did pee and foundeth she had a bladder infection and her back pain was totally unrelated to her ( Read more... )

Let's be honest. I emailed him because I've run out of people to brag about my book to.

God, I'm a terrible person.

I was cleaning out a box of crap I've kept since highschool, and I found like, pictures and letters from my "first love." People my age would probably be more familiar with the term "Jordan Catalano ( Read more... )

So, my sister in law was in the kitchen when Andrew, her six year old, yells "Mom! Mom! There's a dead guy on tv ( Read more... )

I should probably be writing, since my personal goal is to have HEART'S FILTHY LESSON finished by April 30th. And yes, I'm aware that title is a David Bowie song. It's a loving tribute ( Read more... )

I have no idea where most of this stems from. Three days of insomnia, perhaps ( Read more... )

... because everyone else loves it, but I honestly believe "The Vagina Monologues" is the most pretentious, self-indulgent piece of crap ever written and performed. Well, I mean, next to "Tick Tick Boom!" of course.

I had a great time on St. Patty's day. Joe took me to some bar where this old guy was playing guitar and singing some song about "give us an Irish Republican Army!" and a bunch of very drunk Irish people shook their fists in hearty agreement ( Read more... )