Godddd. It's been like a week and I still want to rip out my tounge. Never go to body of art cause they'll pierce you 4 times. and theyll do them all wrong and youll bleed to death and then they'll put the shit in upside down and to top it off, theyll take a whole 5$ off the price, which you'll top them anyway cause you feel bad that theyre

Someone come smoke me out a christmas bowl. Drinking with my family is getting boringgg. My dad already won all the chugging contests.

So I'm going into a tanning salon today at 3 to "see how things work out." They have weed leaf stickers there btw, and watch family guy in the lobby, and the boss is a really creepy muscular tribal tatted italian guy. And I mean I really would fit in working at a tanning salon, right? hahaha

Serrrrrriouslyyyyy guys. Buy my phone! :[ I just got a new one like 3 weeks ago, I have to switch services soon and I need to sell it so I can afford another phone under a different serviceee.


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I heart my boo and his shaved legs.

YOU SHOULD FUCKING WATCH YOUR BACK BECAUSE YOU HAVE FIVE PEOPLE READY TO FUCKING KILL YOU.

I fucking hate rednecks. Seriously, talk shit to a girl, who is proablly tougher than both of you; then pussy out&back away from us. Seriously when I see you again, I'm going to fucking piss down your throats.

This shit's on lockdown bitches. Friends only.