A four bedroom apartment is in my near future.

I got hit by a fucking car. Fuck that old bitch.

It looks like I jinxed myself ( Read more... )

A certain someone thinks i was trying to get a rise out of them when I said what i thought about them. I was told they wanted me out of their life, so in hearing this I thought that would mean they wouldn't read about mine. I guess I was wrong ( Read more... )

Well,I think things are finally getting better for me ( Read more... )

Suicide has never seemed do tempting...

Once upon a time there has a young POSTAL WORKER named DEREK. He was UP TO NOTHING in the SHITTY forest when he met HAIRY KEOKE, a run-away PORN STAR from the SEXY Queen KATE.

DEREK could see that HAIRY KEOKE was hungry so he reached into his SAC and give him his PERVERTED MUSHROOM. HAIRY KEOKE was thankful for DEREK's MUSHROOM, so he told DEREK a ( Read more... )

I'm starting to like the fact that I have a girlfriend that is not all about sex and drugs and stuff. One that actually seems to care. One that all of my friends get along with, and that doesn't constantly start trouble, or play head games or put up a facade. She's fun, and she makes me happy. I don't feel like I NEED to show EVERY ounce of ( Read more... )

It's fucking 6:18 in the morning.
Went to sleep around 4, woke up at about 5, cleaned until now.
Kate's coming over in a few. I't REDICULOUSLY early, but it should be fun. I'm sort of, excited.

Why do I always find myslef in this mood?
Why can't everything just go back to normal?

I feel worthless and not important.
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