I got a pair of silk boxer briefs, guys, be warned. My hebrew yule log feels like it's wrapped in plastic cling wrap. Christmas has again, ruined this more Jew's season, and off I go to listen to my emo...and cry.

bobby

Fuck you santa claus, you fucking cunt.

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I have no idea if that will even show up, it'll probably fuck up and I'll have to delete it, and get all emo and wear tight pants crying about someone, and cutting myself. I'll get over it. I went to the mall today, saw only like 9 people that I know (that's not very many), and got a GIRL'S (giggle giggle) s/n. God I hate that school starts ( Read more... )

I had a great time last weekend, too bad most of it I can't remember, Devin and I are champions, Dan smells good, Matt got a really good knock knock joke, and Mike Ferreta shit his pants... I don't know what else to update about that won't get me in trouble, so I just thought I'd post this.

You scored as 8 inches +. Dang! lucky

8 inches +
90%
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Hello friends and...well friends. I can't believe I haven't updated since November, that's like so last year girlfriend ACH! Well, since then I've gotten a large vocabulary in German and JUST today took my Chem midterm. I dominated, and left bodies and crying babies in my wake. Mmmmm, baaaabiesss. Well I think I'll start back as far as I can ( Read more... )

Hmmm, really havent updated in awhile. Haven't had the time to really get on. Since I last posted, I got a job at the Casino. I am on waitstaff and I am either putting together shit for banquets (chairs, plates, silverwear) or I'm on function-duty, and have to wear a tuxedo and carry out dinners and look all professional-like. But yeeeah. Yesterday ( Read more... )

This is the tell of my adventure from saturday to Monday. Saturday I was sitting at home playing KH when Juliet called from the the mall asking me to come before she went to work at 5. So I had my dad (it was his birthday) drive me out there. I got him this napkin holder that we had at the house before the divorce. It may not seem like much but it ( Read more... )

Yesterday, flat out, blew. Of all the days that the school district could give us off, for an inservice, they give us the ugliest fucking day imaginable. It rained all day, I didn't/could't go for my run. I ate half a big bag of Chex party mix, Cheddar. That wasnt so bad, but then I felt really shitty, guess the Chex Nazis were attacking my insides ( Read more... )

Today was rainy, all day. I woke up to the damn alarm clock, instead of playing high-energizing rave, it blasted out BEEEP...BEEP...BEEEEEEP. So I jumped out of bed, still asleep, and punched it. School was pretty average today too, saw some "mentally unstable" kids fighting over who would push the trash...thing, in lunch. It was that really gross ( Read more... )

Hello one and all. Havent really updated since that whole "327" question thing. Haven't had the heart/time/energy to. Josh is back, and he's leaving Wednesday. For all of you who dont know, Josh is my older brother, who's in the midst of completing college. So he picked me up today, and steve, and this really wierd punk kid named Scott. He's fat, ( Read more... )