Why yes I take things personally.

$200.01?! I officially hate all of you.

THE HARDY IS MINE.

*GLEE*

*plots*

The Randy made me do it!

No, actually, it was a hacker.

Randy told me to update, so here it goes:

I'm not blind anymore. I guess you all know that. I guess this means I don't get to make out with Jamie on TV anymore. No more groping on camera... kind of sad, but I'm going to miss it.

Oh, by the way, whoever bids on Jamie is going to die. The end, kthxbye.

Christmas is over. New Year's is over. And I'm really happy that they both are. I get too stressed out because of the holidays. I mean, they're fun for a few days, but then you just want to go hide away from people for a few days. So I'm glad they're over. I had fun, but if Mom hadn't of gone home soon, I was going to rip my hair out ( Read more... )

Randy calls me names because he secretly wants to have sex with me again. I think it's the new boobs.

Randy ain't nothing but a bitch.

And why is it that whenever I want to talk to him, Jamie is always MIA? I need to have one of those nifty tracking collars made especially for him.

I feel like running again.

/cryptic

Note to self: Quit be so fucking selfish.

Also, Randy? I think we can plan our... um... get-together for Wednesday. I've already got a ton of those videos we were talking about. Remember to get the other necessities, okay?

I'm not in love with him anymore, but that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt.

Do I have to go to work tomorrow?