WOW, I can't BELIEVE how stupid some people can be sometimes ( Read more... )

I'm COVERED in paint. You figure being an artist of sorts, I would be more careful not to splash myself when I'm painting around the house. Evidently, not. Man I'm exhasted, I've been doing this for a good 5 hours now. Lots of general shit to write about though, so this is my offical break ( Read more... )

Anyone else HATE those fucking anti-smoking ads? "If you smoke, I'll kill this puppy!!" Fuckers, the whole lot of them. I want to kick them in the teeth. RIGHT in the teeth. AARRRGH! GIVE THEM THE DEADS ( Read more... )

Did everyone know that's my favourite phraze for throwing up? Hehe, technicoloured yawn. My new favourite word for pussy is vertical smile. Now THAT'S classy. That's some classy pants right there ( Read more... )

Nothing to share,
Why should I
Care if you're near me?
Gave up all of my plans,
But who needs them
When you mean everything?

I love the things that we should fear
And I'm not afraid of being here
With so much to say, it makes me helpless

You make me cum,
You make me complete,
You make me completely miserable.LOVE that song, have no idea why. ( Read more... )

Can we forget about things I said when I was drunk?
I didn't mean to call you that.
I can't remember what was said, or what you threw at me,
Please tell me

Please tell me why
My car is in the front yard, and I'm
Sleeping with my clothes on,
I came in through the window
Last night
And you're gone, gone.Life never fails to throw a few curve balls ( Read more... )

I know I've already written today, but this is SO FUCKING FUNNY I almost peed my pants, I just had to post it for you guys. If you've EVER cybered, this should hit a spot.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight ( Read more... )

I was talking to James this morning, he's got this crazy idea of hitchhiking across Canada and the USA on a few hundred bucks. Sleeping out in a tent, eating what he can when he can, etc. At first I thought it was completely crazy, to just leave everything behind and live off the seat of your pants. I'm the kind of person who needs to plan ( Read more... )

So I finally got up the guts to talk to Matt. It's the damnest thing, I unblocked him, and he deleted me from his list. There's a thing you can go into to see who's added you, he wasn't on that. So I got pissed, and said "alrighty, out of sight, out of mind, whatever." and I deleted him also ( Read more... )

I've OFFICALLY snapped. I don't want fucking either. Keith just isn't boyfriend material, but you know what? We're friends first and lovers second. If it came down to it he could leave things behind and just be my buddy. He's EXACTLY what I want right now, comfortable with no long term ( Read more... )