I’m gonna create my own religious storybook now. This is how the world started. Pay close attention, it’s very important ( Read more... )

once upon a time, there was a public transportation company called ripta. one day, Jon was going to catch the ripta bus home. but on the way, Jon got attacked by ninjaz!! Jon kicked alla their asses and threw them in the laundry machine. but the ninjaz had made Jon real late 4 his bus. Jon missed his bus. ripta sucked. Jon was stuck in Rhode Island ( Read more... )

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I AM SATAN!!!

Sick and Wrong
You are 0% pure


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yeh, i give up on updating everyday, my life's not interesting enough 2 update this much and i'd rather force out all these boring entries ( Read more... )

this sickness shit is killin me... again i can't drink on a night when the entire floor is going out n partying... so here i am by my lonesome, bored as FUCK ( Read more... )

yeh, happy st. patrick's day every1. mine's going pretty shitty so far... i've spent about 85% of the last 2 days in bed cuz of the motherfuckin flu... BLAH!!! i should b out drinking guinness and havin a merry ole irish time like every1 else right now, but nooo, i gotta sit around here like a loser so i dont get the rest of the world sick. grah i ( Read more... )

u all = the SUCK!! it's 2:30am, i am TRYING 2 put off studying, so i EXPECT LJ entries to endulge myself in!! i demand entertainment from u all!!! bitches... :-D ( Read more... )

k, so im back at RWU now n i finally hav some time 2 update bout the rest of spring break n all, so here goes ( Read more... )

k, so im back in O-town now. this place is sooo f'n BORING when no1s around, ugh. this has been the most unproductive day EVER. at least i hit the road again on wednesday, i can't wait ( Read more... )

ah shit. mad busy day!!! but spring breaks started BONG ( Read more... )