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So if you hadn't noticed already (which, of course, implies that you're dead and unobservant) I'm really bad at updating my journal. However, in the spirit of Monkey Day, I felt compelled to write ( Read more... )

For the life of me I can't tell whether this website is inescapable proof that we do not belong at the top of the food chain or if it's a brilliant satire. After 15 minutes of reading it, I've discovered that I no longer care. It's hilarious in a really horrific way. They're trying so hard to sound professional that it's hurting my soul.

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In case there was any doubt...


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Was that the sound of me finally finishing the 10 page paper?!

I THINK IT WAS!!!!

Wait... lemme check... ... ... ...YEP! IT TOTALLY WAS!!!

::shits magic confetti and rainbows and then dances till dawn::

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I had a dream last night that I only half remember. Two other people were there and I had a pair of unopened wax lips that I was holding onto and directing so that I could fly. It was a happy dream and it ended right before I could figure out how to fly safely carrying the other two people (at least one of whom was distinct, neither of which I can ( Read more... )

Time to let the fucking sunshine in.

For now, I am the Buddha.

I have this problem with starting things ( Read more... )