an email i received today:

Radford University students, faculty and staff are encouraged to be alert and exercise caution in the wake of a detained suspect running away from Radford city police early Sunday morning. The suspect was last seen in handcuffs and shirtless and is believed to have been sighted in the vicinity of Grove Ave. near ( Read more... )

pirate party here on saturday.
 if you don't come, you suck- it's that simple.  call me for details.

bad news:  i think i'm losing what i thought was the greatest love of my life.
good news:  i'm getting one of these:


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let's overlook my bad hair day and focus on my PLAYING WITH A BABY DUCK.


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i would just like to announce to the world [or atleast my few loyal readers] that i am really REALLY happy right now.

that is all.

this just in: i am never drinking tequilla again.

i just started a new diet. it's called "i'm sick and food absolutely repulses me right now."

macado's tried to make me serve last night. i told them if they didn't let me go home, i was going to introduce myself to my tables by saying, [picture me blowing snot bubbles while saying this] "hi, my name is missy. i have snot all over my hands and ( Read more... )

this is the new backgroud on my computer:


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i'm so burnt out. i'm tired of school, and writing papers, and taking quizes EVERY SINGLE DAY, and not gettting enough sleep, and consuming so much redbull that i'll probably have heart problems by the time i'm 25, and trying to find time to work and make money and still have adequate time to do my work and do it well, but never feeling like i'm ( Read more... )

today at work i got to pet a baby squirrel and feed it cashews. true story.
i named him mac. and we are in love.

[ edit:  mac was renamed rocky. ]

in other news: ra introduced me to this website.  my favorites are "baby please just lift the damn restraining order" and "take my son to his prom."

in even better other news:  let me list the reasons ( Read more... )