You can forgive and forget...

Or you can be a grudge-holding asshole with the mental maturity of a 2 year old.

Dear men: STOP BEING TERRIFIED OF WOMEN OOPSING YOU! It's not that common, and there are steps you can take to keep form being oopsed ( Read more... )

I want cream of mushroom soup. Lat few times I went to buy it at the store, they didn't even stock it. This is CRAP! I mean, they have "cream of mushroom: 99% less fat!" and "cream of mushroom: 25% less sodium!" But I don't WANT that ( Read more... )

Last night, I made a sandwich. It was peanut butter, marshmallows, and chocolate chips. And then I put it in the microwave for thirty seconds. And then I ate it, and it was good.

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