Me: Self, if you finish this homework assignment in an hour, you can go home and dance around in your underwear until class starts, have some tea and talk to your cat. Doesn't that sound nice, self
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oh my god. I totally bargain with myself just like that. in fact, I bargained with myself right now.
me: okay we can read livejournal entries just for a moment but then we need to get back to finish homework. okay? then if we can get it done before 12:30 we can dump everything in the "africa bag" out on the bed and sort through it and dream about leaving. is that a deal? self: *drools* me: you're useless.
Oh, man, your self has so much more to gain. Tell it to buck up and realize that Africa is way cooler than tea and cats. Some selves just don't know how great they have it...
Ladies, I did not, in fact, dance. That will have to happen another day. Sadness. BUT, I did manage to complete two very long, very overdue conversations with friends at the library [insert cliches on doors opening and closing, something about im better off without the underwear dance]
Dear Jake: You hung out with our boyfriend all weekend and last night. You are a first semester law student... You have to finish that paper that is 20% of your grade...
Jacob: at 5pm I'll start, I mean its due tomorrow and I've not started but I have to read LJ.
Jake: Its all already 5pm FUCKO.
Jacob: FUCK! okay let me finish this post?
Jake: Bitch Please! This post isn't going anywhere and its not funny.
Jacob: That's not helping, we could be at this all night.
Jake: FUCKING BITCH, okay, you are perfect and funny and generally awesome ass shit. GOOD?
Jacob: Not yet.
Jake: With really good hair and you have a really hot ass.
Noone has called me 'fucko' in ages. JAKE I NEED YOU!!!
Ps- Jake: Its all already 5pm FUCKO. Jacob: FUCK! okay let me finish this post? Jake: Bitch Please! This post isn't going anywhere and its not funny. ...HAHAHHAHAHHA.
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me: okay we can read livejournal entries just for a moment but then we need to get back to finish homework. okay? then if we can get it done before 12:30 we can dump everything in the "africa bag" out on the bed and sort through it and dream about leaving. is that a deal?
self: *drools*
me: you're useless.
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PS I JUST SAW YOU!
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Sadness.
BUT, I did manage to complete two very long, very overdue conversations with friends at the library [insert cliches on doors opening and closing, something about im better off without the underwear dance]
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You hung out with our boyfriend all weekend and last night. You are a first semester law student... You have to finish that paper that is 20% of your grade...
Jacob: at 5pm I'll start, I mean its due tomorrow and I've not started but I have to read LJ.
Jake: Its all already 5pm FUCKO.
Jacob: FUCK! okay let me finish this post?
Jake: Bitch Please! This post isn't going anywhere and its not funny.
Jacob: That's not helping, we could be at this all night.
Jake: FUCKING BITCH, okay, you are perfect and funny and generally awesome ass shit. GOOD?
Jacob: Not yet.
Jake: With really good hair and you have a really hot ass.
Jacob: Done.
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Ps- Jake: Its all already 5pm FUCKO.
Jacob: FUCK! okay let me finish this post?
Jake: Bitch Please! This post isn't going anywhere and its not funny. ...HAHAHHAHAHHA.
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