Me: Self, if you finish this homework assignment in an hour, you can go home and dance around in your underwear until class starts, have some tea and talk to your cat. Doesn't that sound nice, self ( Read more... )

So, there's a new gentleman's club on Sheridan, for those interested. It's called Elysius or something, now hiring, where "fantasies come true". I feel incredibly sad for anyone seeking fantasy fulfillment at any location on N. Sheridan. "Hi mom, it's Brandy! Yeah, I just found a JOB! At Elysius... yeah, the orange building between the cremation ( Read more... )

Cains
Le Tigre Aug 1 7pm $16
Rufus, Ben, Ben Aug 14 7pm $29
The Bravery Sept 21 7pm $15.50
Wilco Sep 22 7pm $27

Three of these four at Musicgasm 2005 Sept 23-25, $105. Katie, I'm going this year.

EDITed by Smarty-pants friends in the comment section.

I saw an older woman on the front steps of Phillips Hall, smoking from one of
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Toyota 4Runner + bumper sticker reading "Use less stuff."

I commend you, dear SUV owner, for your strident efforts to minimize comsumer waste. Mother Earth owes you a big bearhug, you tender environmentalist, you.

A. The fact that I just ate a can of peas for a mid-morning snack. And liked it.

B. This. And scroll.

I sat at SOB for eight hours again yesterday. I witnessed TWO e-harmony dates. If it ever comes to that for me, I'm killing myself.

Some advice for dating retards from a dating retard:

Couple 1: Please refrain from having incredibly boring conversation loudly. I had homework and people watching to do. You interrupted both. Normally I don't mind ( Read more... )

( PROJECT JENNIFER. )

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