I really need to curb my people watching intake

[wynderful_life]

I sat at SOB for eight hours again yesterday. I witnessed TWO e-harmony dates. If it ever comes to that for me, I'm killing myself.

Some advice for dating retards from a dating retard:

Couple 1: Please refrain from having incredibly boring conversation loudly. I had homework and people watching to do. You interrupted both. Normally I don't mind

Comments

[md2020]

I love your post

I always finish them with a smirk.

[wynderful_life]

A smirk or a smile? Interesting choice of expression.
How's life today?
And I thought you were moving in last week, what happened?

[divaspackle]

Are you going back today?! Because guess what.

I am.

[wynderful_life]

I am, indeed, going back today. Soooooooooooooooooooooooo(x10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000) much homework.

[divaspackle]

AWESOME. I will be seeing you there!

[lordfunkenstein]

May I recommend a little book called the Hipster Handbook.

[wynderful_life]

Thanks, I'll look into it so I'm better equipped next time.