Nothing says Christmas like the Shaw Holiday Log on an endless loop.

Merry Christmas guys, and remember to check your tv listings for a log near you.

HOLY SHIT A NEW LOG JUST WENT ON THE FIRE. I totally missed that. Did like..a big hand swoop down and put it on? What the fuck? How did that happen?
You devious televised log, you.

My tummy hurts.

VOMIT.

Oh I got a bitchin' slurpee straw.

Like wow.

From now on, I vow to never drink anything WITHOUT this straw.


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I'm way too fucking lazy to update about all the fun I had yesterday.
So let me just tell you, it was awesome.

Shannon bought me these boots. (well, paid at least 60$ worth. SO BASICALLY BOUGHT.)


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This bag of croutons says, "THEY'RE SO GOOD, you'll find yourself snacking right from the bag!"

And by golly, they're right.

*feed feed feed*

I am actively pursuring jobs in every single food establishment in Mission that isn't fast food.

Handed in a resume and filled out an application to Boston Pizza today. =D

Will do more tomorrow.

Now I have to go play video games where I get my ass handed to me by groups of angry black men. =|

I blew 235$ in Vancouver yesterday. And it makes me feel good because it was all my money that I earned.

I bought:

Belt I've been wanting for a LONG time. 
Red and black looong striped shirt that Cayley says makes my boobs look HUGE. Which it kind of does, but the shirt is really cute.
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YO LIVEJOURNAL. WHAT IS UP?!?!

I get paid on Friday and then I'm going shopping for things made out of PVC and lace and chains.

I enjoy clothes.

Goodbye.

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I AM GETTING MY NEW MATRESS TOMORROW.

THAAAANK GOD.

Finally, I can sleep!

Just one more night of craptastic sleeping!

It's a Serta Matress. Has those sheep on it. I love those sheep.


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Hung around my pool all afternoon today and I'm now the color of a lightly toasted marshmellow.
It was cloudy when we went in so I didn't think the sun would come out.
It did. I have tan lines. We elves don't burn, apparently, as I've never burned in my life. We just tan quicker than a troupe of orange girls lying naked on the beach.

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