EMERGENCY! BREAKING NEWS!!!

[wyntersilvercat]

LOS ANGELES--When excited attendees left yesterday's Konami press conference, they were handed a catalog for Studio Kojima's forthcoming slate of games. However, many didn't know it, since the brochure was a clever imitation of the newsletter handed out each day at of the Electronic Entertainment Expo.

On the front of the Kojima catalog was a "

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[cayley]

YES. HAL EMMERICH! HOT HOT HOT!

[harold_hellfire]

I SHOULD PLAY SOLID SNAKE!
Yes... that or like... Solid Snake's younger brother! SECRET SNAKE!!!
yeeeah... that'd be sweet. lol

[wyntersilvercat]

NO! I wanna play him!!

Or Liquid! You can be Solid, and I'll be Liquid!
OOOOHH I WANNA BE BOTH!!

But since I have boobs, I guess I'll settles with Sniper Wolf.

SPEAK NOTHING OF MERYL. I WANT TO AT LEAST BE BADASS.

[harold_hellfire]

NAUGHT SHALL BE SPOKEN OF MERYL!
You could pull off Sniper Wolf, that'd be cool, but then I'd have to kill you. We'd have to make the fight epic...

[wyntersilvercat]

Damn rights we would! I'd be all, "And I...am a kurd..."

[bazlik]

In other news, Solid Snake is also in the next Super Smash Brothers game. No joke.

[wyntersilvercat]

WHAT!?>!!??`

[wyntersilvercat]

I'VE DREAMED OF THIS@!! I'VE LONGED FOR THIS!! I WILL BUY THIS GAME AND CONSUMATE WITH IT!!!!

[weissemaus]

As long as it's not directed by Mr Boll, I don't see how it could be bad. X3 Unless it's directed by the same person that did Napoleon Dynamite. Then we'll know the world's gone to hell.

...how could I even say that? Better go poke myself in the eye with a sharp stick. That'll make the evil thoughts go away.

Napoleon Dynamite... ugggh... *shudder*