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hello!?
is there anyone still here?
yes, it's been three or four years since I logged in -
Finally
I have keys to a normal place. Well, OK, it's technically a sublet, but it's a real one year lease. Since I moved from Rochester last May I've lived in/on ( Read more... ) -
Honest
"Ever since you started X-raying our shoes, I’ve been forced to carry all my plastic explosives in my pants, which I find most inconvenient." -Anonymous, The T.S.A. Blog (http://www.tsa.gov/blog/) -
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Waiter at Friday's: So, who left room for desert?
(from behind the gigantic Sundae, ordered for a meal)
Me: I did!
Waiter: (eye roll) -
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I'm coming home. This weekend or next.
Mostly because I'm dreaming of this:
Horiatiki Salata
INGREDIENTS:- 4-5 large, ripe, tomatoes
- 1 large red onion
- 1 cucumber
- 1 green bell pepper
- 1/4 pound of feta cheese, sliced or cumbled
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Wilson Commons
He woke when the pentup light finally burst through the stained wool window shade. He reached for his cell phone. It started buzzing like an epileptic messenger. He could make out the pixels on it's display, but not so much the words. He blinked. It didn't help. He didn't think it all strange to see the extreme detail at the expense of the whole. ( Read more... ) -
birthday
thank you, world.
the party was fantastic.
i love all 250+ of you.
and the bus company, for putting up with us.
now i have an insane amount of $2 bills to spend. adios -
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Sprechen Sie Englisch? -
Sweeney Todd
I went to a coufer in Zürich this morning that only spoke Swiss German.
The only word we had in common was "normal" - that's the Swiss technical word for the type of haircut I got.
Getting in, though, wasn't very easy. I don't think they trust big-haired Americans. I went in last night when he was with a customer. He screamed at me.
But I decided to ( Read more... ) -
tragedy strikes
I was just upgraded to business class.
I'm going to really suffer