The Virgin Boat

Feb 27, 2005 21:43

Ok, this is kind of like that old TV show "The Love Boat."

Except not at all.

Basically, the Virgin Boat is a diagram that shows just how much sexual contact you've had in your life. Where you are on the boat is indicative of what you've done.

There are a few levels. From the top down:

The Crow's Nest: You do not want to be here, because being ( Read more... )

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cherrycity February 28 2005, 13:10:26 UTC
WHOO!
Go "screaming for help"...
(won't someone save me?!)

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whendii February 28 2005, 21:34:00 UTC
Main deck. I rule!

El Capitan all the way.

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fijidisease March 1 2005, 01:02:52 UTC
can't us unvirginized people have like an island or something? a desert island where we must befriend blood-painted volley balls and fight for the conch shell! my foot's asleep...

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wyvean March 1 2005, 01:25:02 UTC
You'll swim and like it. Suck it up!

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