I think I've managed to break a finger.

I'm really trying to figure out how that happened.

Everyone, please give a listen to this band. I found them randomly off the Penny-Arcade forums, and I think that they're just dandy.

http://www.wintergreenmusic.com/

3 songs available to stream in decent quality, and a music video about the legendary ET Atari cartridge scandal.

I hate you.
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Ok, this is kind of like that old TV show "The Love Boat."

Except not at all.

Basically, the Virgin Boat is a diagram that shows just how much sexual contact you've had in your life. Where you are on the boat is indicative of what you've done.

There are a few levels. From the top down:

The Crow's Nest: You do not want to be here, because being ( Read more... )

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Farley is sitting naked on my bed, playing Super Metroid

Wendy is sitting next to him like nothing is wrong.

She is not naked. Darn.

This must bet the most fucked up dream ever.

Ooooh, power bombs...

BURN THE SHEETS!

*pinch*

Refer to April 23, 2004.

Same shit, different day.

WHAT THE FUCK! I TYPED A HUGE FUCKING ENTRY AND IT DELETED ITSELF. I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!

*kicks the blasted livejournal whore*

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TRULY STRESSING REALIZATION
I WISH I WAS AN ASTRONAUT!!!
EIGHT HOUR BITTERNESS ALL FOR WHOSE SAKE
STAIN GLASS SUNDAY SCHOOL CHARADES

Just me and my gatorade...
And why the FUCK don't I know a damned thing about William Jennings Bryan?

Apparently, he was somebody really important...
Back in the day!!

Something for the rag & bone man ( Read more... )