dear dirty rotten skank(s ( Read more... )

i'm hungry ( Read more... )

why are like half the songs on hgb's new album...old?

and uh i like the live version of here in your arms way super better.
we'll see how i feel about the rest.

hmph.

a little boy asked me why i drink soymilk today ( Read more... )

shaking
shaking
shaking

we're gonna die like this you know...
miserable and old.

i wish i had a tempurpedic bed.
next time my parents are out of town, i'm sleeping in their bed.
fuck staying the night with someone.
that sounds soooo nice right now.

dammit.
everything is all wrong.

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yes i got another girlfriend
oh yea. i got two girlfriends.
don't cry, it doesn't mean it's the end.
you're my girlfriend too.

hahahahahahaha
how could something sooo good end up so wrong?!?!?!?!
fucking france.

ps.
no i won't try and pull any stunts like 2 girls in bed at once
don't you trust me, i got 2 but i want three.

The Magic Bullet informercial is on ( Read more... )

my vagina hurts.

Hanging out with vanessa was hellof fun.
People are great.