so i went to get my brakes fixed again today, and turns out it didn't cost me a dime to fix them. so i was like "score! people are getting good presents from me this year" but they told me my engine was in bad shape and i shouldn't drive it long distances... lo and behold, on my way to the mall my car fucking dies on me in the parking lot. i have ( Read more... )

Seriously I FUCKING HATE snow. it's cold, wet, dirty... And it keeps me stuck at home cuz i can't get out of the FUCKING DRIVEWAY! and even if i did get out of my drive way, i wouldn't be able to do anything cuz i have no money in the bank and no gas. i have to wait until tomorrow so i can deposit my paycheck. I'm so moving to somewhere it doesn ( Read more... )

my birthday is next wednesday. i hafta work. lame.

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i hate hangovers. hella. and i have a new celly no. it's 5092171028

Are you a robot?
YES! You are a robot of destruction!
You will crush anyone or anything in your path with missles and lasers and other cool things. You're one badass hunk of metal.

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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fourth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very HighLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)HighLevel 6 ( Read more... )

Indie-god
Congratulations! You scored 72!

You are the type of person who will perhaps read the whole works of an author if an artist you respect name-checks them in a few songs. You are perhaps the type of person who will stand at the front of a music concert with a look of concentrated concern on your face while indie-kid gets drunk and dances ( Read more... )

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