i wish i could spend all day every day getting tattoos
it's surely in my top 3 best feelings list
i love my new tattoo

last night's weather was just amazing.

Ragnar-Olaf Buchweitz

is the name of my dean

and now i have to make a decision

dean blundell and his friends are loud annoying drunks
thanks for making me stay at work til 3 asshole

German: its like coughing mixed with drunken slurs

so im another year older
and no longer have to worry about if my fake i.d will work

huzzah 19

is anyone else getting really really tired of family guy really really fast?
i've seen like 2389473 episodes of it on tv today

does family guy think it's seinfeld?

yesterday a man i was serving told me i had the most sophisticated nose he has ever seen

but i still want a nose job

i really wish that babies weren't all slimey and alien like when they are born.
they'd be a lot cuter