I said two funny things today. (count em, 1 2.)

Jared in twenty years.. gets a hooker and all, a few days later goes to his friends and brags, "She didn't want the money! I swear!" hahah.. i swear it was funnier in person ( Read more... )

Driving in the rain is SC-C-ARY!!

this weekend was awesomeXcore.
(am i out of the loop?? it's still cool to say "Xcore" after everything right?? guys???)
friday was boring. i didn't do anything.
saturday. spent the day with my hubby, Jared. im a total gansta now.. we watched Reservoir Dogs and GoodFellas. "You talk like a bitch, i'm gonna slap you like a bitch!" im so ( Read more... )

i think its safe to say when i handed ms. colledge my Anna Nimole Smith project, included with built in buttons [under the skanky bikini] for nipples, she wasn't incredibly pleased.

yes. thats right.
built in nipples.

[Hey.

Must be a devil between us.

Or whores in my head. whores at the door. whore in my bed.

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Today I bought milk from Wendy's.

and it was delicious.

[This party is old and uninviting.

Participants all in black and white

You enter in fullblown technicolor

Nothing is the same after tonight.]

Your love is a verve here in my room.

...talking about something
Wx J E F F: :D
Wx J E F F: I <3 you.
somethingjazzy89: lol
somethingjazzy89: ur such a cyper tease
somethingjazzy89: hey
Wx J E F F: Haha. an e-tease.
....talking about something else, later in the convo
somethingjazzy89: thank you e-heart
Wx J E F F: :D
somethingjazzy89: man...
somethingjazzy89: ur making me e-turned on ( Read more... )

we have mole projects in chemistry where we have to make moles.
it was a tossup between charles moleson, molek and mandy, or anna nimole smith.

i'm running with the anna nimole smith idea.

Your Boobies' Names Are: Betty and Veronica

Get your own Boobie Names

ooh, and rodney dangerfield died today :(
and my ipod KICKS YOUR MOM'S ASS!!

Hey all.
I joined the bandwagon and got myspace

so if you're on it, PLEASE add me as a friend so i don't have to add each and everyone of you.
i'm Anna-Bo-Banna.. umm.. search me!!

♥

man.. haven't updated in a while.. did anyone else notice that lj got like.. a new format when updating journals? its super cool.. hmm.. maybe i'm just slow?
don't really know what to say besides:

homework sucks.
school blows.
teachers are douches.
lately it seems like i dread every second of school and the people in it. i can't wait to just go ( Read more... )