Today I met my hero, Norm McDonald
He walks into elevator
Me:--gasp--
Him: smiles ♥
Leo: Norm McDonald, right?
Him: yup.
Me: You're awesome.
Him: No, you guys are awesome.
--Pause--
Me: You're more awesome.
Him: smiles and chuckles and walks out of the elevator

it's nice to know i was grammatically correct while acting like a dumbass.

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The glove compartment is inaccurately named.
and everybody knows it.
so i'm proposing a swift orderly change.
cuz behind its door there's nothing to keep my fingers warm,
and all i find are souvenirs from better times
before the gleam of your taillights fading east
to find
yourself a better life.

bad day.
good night.
then it turned to shit.

Dear Livejournal,
It's been awhile since we've spoken. No-- I've spoken. You never spoke back. I loved you. No-- I was infatuated with you. But what did you ever do for me? Nothing. You just listened. No-- heard me. You didn't really listen. I could function fine without you for awhile, but, right when I was back on the path to ( Read more... )

>> Going To Argentina Saturday the 18th of December.
Will Be Back January 2.<<

i'll miss you ♥

mmm mmmm...

I ♥ Mango Lassi.

honey bee, we should be through with this

your packaged eyes, your vicious lips

You could be young, but you're out of touch.

If this love's been done, then what's your rush?

today i was giddy as a little schoolgirl

<3

day two of triathlon class. PHEW whhaaatt a workout baby!

Be back on Sunday!

Comment if you're bored and believe in the healing power of Jesus!