teh day of the dead, all sould day, el dia de lose meuretes ( Read more... )

Dearest LJ ( Read more... )

back from Dallas visiting family - wholly uninispiring. in fact the exact opposite: even the sane ones suck tend to suck the life out of me ( Read more... )

what year is it again ( Read more... )

well, we had three dogs, and we got these terribly completely self-interested and selfish neighbors- a young couple, too- who, after living there eight months and only one conversation- and that re a request to have a giant old healthy tree cut down because it would drop large twigs into his yard-complained to the cops about everything you can ( Read more... )

and about the spitefully clueless young couple living next door to our new home who phoned the cops on the first balmy day of Spring this past year, and proceded to complain about everything from the large healthy old elm in our yard that occasionally sheds small twig-like branches onto their property, after strong storms, and EVERY thing you can ( Read more... )

what did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when he caught her in bed with an elf and his erection ( Read more... )

thanks to souldoll for this one:

what did the elf with the raging hard on ask santa?

'what's an elf gotta do to get laid around here?'

Was dropping in to say ( Read more... )

r+r fans! for those uninitated to these Detroit children ( Read more... )