I never actually thought it possible. But there are actually people that kick as much ass as I do. (Even though Andrea kicks much more ass than either one of us ( Read more... )

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Damn I'm tall. And I kick ass too.

Oh yeah the Shaolin Temple called me and said that they wanted me to become an honorary ninja becuase I kick so much ass.

My mom made me get rid of the mattress.

That fucking bitch.

But it's alright because I put strychnine in her guacamole.

Check this out. I drew a self-portrait........Of myself.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/X_immy/self.bmp

So Im not in a bad mood at all....but guess what ( Read more... )

Dear dickheads. Try to remember that I have no emotions so just about everything I say should be taken as a joke. Im not mad at anyone in particular. Now excuse me I have homes to benchprench(the manliness.)

I hate women. I know Ive already had a post about this but that shows just how much I hate them. I mean damn. How is it that every last woman on the face of the Earth is a whore?

One week. Thats seven days yadda yadda yadda whatever. Ah Ha! Now why all you mother fuckers figure this one out eh??