If one could please get me a danzig icon livejournal i will give you oral pleasure. That is unless you're female, then just a warm handshake.

I have a CD full of nothing but bagpipes!

I know. I know. I am the coolest mutha fucka eva.

I was chewing on a guitar pick and it almost made me vomit. Well...I guess that's all I had to say. Um..so...yeah...cool.

I just downloaded the greatest song ever written.

Tempted by Squeeze

You know the tempted by the fruit of another song? Yeah it's almost as cool as I am.

And from now on I'm going to start stealing Andrea's clothes and drinking all her coffee/cappucino/snot.

I posted "Stayin' Alive" and said it described me well. But this song really does capture my kick-assness very awesomely ( Read more... )

No matter how much you make fun of something if your friends are doing it then you will too. These blogs are apparently unstoppable. No matter much you make fun of it, how much you fight it, the blog will win in the long run and make you gay. Now excuse me while I go listen to some emo and cut the back of my hair, spike it, but leave the bangs.

I dont know could it? I'm kind of skeptic?-al as to weather or not it is. They're certainly not going to tell me that's for sure.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/X_immy/but.jpg

Women are fucking evil,manipulative,and are all sluts. I'd be nice to be gay. But then again i guess im too manly for that.

"The Asians were right in treating their women as posessions."- Frederich Nietzsche.

Fuck Andrea

My name is Jimmy. I dress before I caress. I like vibrators and big fluffly pillows. Love to you all. Joel is my new lovechild

Fuck Poland. From now on Im at war with Poland. You hear that you little bitch? From now on its mano y pathetic-ass country-o.

I'm also going to declare war on anyone that calls Joel Jollie. I fucking hate that shit. Its gay and annoying.