Dont accuse me of ripping off Maddox. Ill admit that the Arbor thing was very best page in the universe-esque but my Garfield statement was more geared toward my fear of Mrs. terrell's room than of my hatred of Garfield (dont get me wrong Garfield does suck). But I am not trying to steal ideas from Maddox Im just trying to be humorous so dont you ( Read more... )

I guess you all heard about Garfield being pulled from the New York Times i believe it is? Maybe now someone will build a time machine, prevent Jim Davis from ever creating his atrocity, and saving us all from the wrath of Mrs. Mcburnett/Terrell/Weird Scary Terrifying Tan Line's dumbass Garfields posters all over the fucking place

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I just got an even better idea. We can also change from Arbor Day to Jimmy is the coolest, most badass ninja in the fucking universe day. In honor of my kicking so much ass

Arbor day is like the dumbest holiday ever. I think from now on instead of planting a tree on Arbor Day Im going to burn down a forest.

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk ( Read more... )

I got a username to read someone else's livejournal and after reading a few other livejournals I've came to the conclusion that this is fucking stupid. Who the Hell cares how your stupid fucking day went? Goddamn. All they do ramble about their feelings or even worse were they fucking went. Who gives a fuck? I feel like a dumb fag just for ( Read more... )