*_Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

*_What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

*_What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.

*_Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

*_What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

*_What do ( Read more... )

nothings been going on. at all. a lot of studying for nine weeks tests. blahh. tomarrow's my last one. thank god!- denny's a big fuckin douchebag and broke up with ashley. " my feelings changed " youre fucking gay. you like the chase and that's all you wanted. i wish people would think things through cos that happend to me and it's not the best ( Read more... )

last night was awesome. the school day sucked for the most part. billy was there. :D tim cracks me up. hitler picked ang and i up from school and we were going to go see cory, but uhh, we got pulled over. and i was in the middle and there's not a seat belt there, his windows are tinted black you cant even see in them, and his trucks real loud cos ( Read more... )

i am def. bored. yeah, that'd be why i'm updating this thing. i'm watching fuse. i love it.

recap, bitches.

friday i stayed home all night. oh how fun. i was on the phone from like one in the morning til 4 or so, so it was ohkay i guess. :D
saturday mike and delmar came over. they crack me up. mike was talkin about he almost did delmars sister and theyre cousins somehow, lol and mike was like, " i was drunk. and i decided against it. cos i ( Read more... )

i'm still sick. it really blows. i was going to go to school today, but my throat hurt real bad when i woke up so mom made me stay home, again =( i went to the doctors wednesday and they took blood to test me for strep and mono, i have strep. woo. how fun. i get it every year. and every year he thinks it's mono. it's crazy. so i stayed home ( Read more... )

recap i guess?-

thursday_ went to work with my mommy. but her job sucks a lot so her and her boss decided that i should go job shadow people in radiology cos that's what i wanna go to collage for, so i got to do that. it was amazing. i know what i'm wanting to do in life now. i got to watch xrays and ct scans and stuff. i loved it.
friday_ sick. ( Read more... )

today was good. i woke up and couldnt talk, and could barely breathe. lol. but i can now. my throats all sore and shit. blaahhh. school was ohkay. i talked to ang and justin before school. i <3 them. then me and ben walked to class cos well, we always do. and i read all hour then spanish was boring. we just leaned new verbs and stuff. we were ( Read more... )

i'm so bored. so i'm updating. ha. nothing really happend yesterday. it sucked actually. i figured out that people i used to be friends with just really bother me by the things they say. idk, just..yeah. and i hate some people in my dance class who think they're better than everyone. yes i want to slap them in the face cos it's just stupid. in all ( Read more... )

haven't updated in awhile. friday night hitler came over. then michael &ryan wanted to see him so they all came over. and left dee and ashley in the van, which was really mean but yah know, whatever they can treat them the way they want it's just mean. then hitler and ryan left with them for a few minutes and michael stayed here with me. we sat and ( Read more... )