If you are reading this you MUST take this survey.
I don't care who you are, or how long it takes, I know you can dedicate a few moments of your time to ME!!
You already did by coming here.
even if you don't know me:
I BEG YOU PLEASE FILL OUT THE DAMN SURVEY!!!
PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY OR YOU"RE FIRED!!!!!
GAH!!!
Thank You
-The Management
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THE SURVEY OF DEATH!!! )