sometimes I think I'm really hot ( Read more... )

I may or may not have made awkward friendships with Raab Himself's girlfriend last night and her friend. And maybe they kind of took pictures with us and invited us to some random condo in miami beach and gave me their phone number. But then the gf decided we couldn't make a big deal because of paparazzi always trying to find her. Right. But still ( Read more... )

1) Jessica Novak is making me do this. And she's real sexy. And I like her a lot ( Read more... )