Pete tripped along hungrily. He was on his way to meet his lover, Ryan, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a tiger hopping along, carrying a dildo in its mouth ( Read more... )

On Gabe Saporta's basement, Pete fucked his dildo. He had been busy with the dildo for hours and now wanted nothing more than a gay cuddle or a marvelous massage from his lover Ryan ( Read more... )

It was Christmas Eve. Gabe sat spanish-ly on a bed, sipping sick eggnog.

He looked at the creepy dildo hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, William had hung it there, just before they looked at each other gayly and then fell into each other's arms and humped each other's ass.

If only I hadn't been so horny, Gabe thought, pouring a ( Read more... )

To Randomly Hump

Brendon and Ryan were celebrating a scary Valentine's Day together. Brendon had cooked a sick dinner and they ate on a bed by candlelight.

"My darling," Ryan said, stroking Brendon's neck, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Brendon. "It is but a cranky token of my slick love."

Brendon opened the box. Inside was a horny ( Read more... )

On a slick and sexy morning, Brendon sat on a bed. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His mouth ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Ryan to love someone with a horny neck ( Read more... )

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Brendon strode along the path, making for Demanding Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Horny Sombrero, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Dick.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path ( Read more... )

Brendon woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one demanding box that looked like a handcuff ( Read more... )

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Ryan and Brendon went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Ryan hit Brendon in his dick with a big sick iceball. It hurt a lot, but Ryan kissed it hungrily and then it was all better ( Read more... )

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