I love Smeagol.

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All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear and be misread ( Read more... )

My Dad tells Billy to pull up his pants so they aren't below his crotch. Yeah...Billy doesn't dress ghetto fab! Haha.

Daddy: I want the middle of your pants hugging, RIGHT HERE! **points to around Billy's belly button**
Billy: They're on my ass, I have no ass!
Daddy: I want them hugging your balls!!
Billy: MY PENIS IS RIGHT HERE!! **grabs crotch ( Read more... )

i think i should look around my computer for the most random picture ever.

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For reals!

"Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals." -Unknown

Do you hate those stupid smileys on myspace.com that are fuckin annoying?!! "Say something!" ... "What?!" Someone needs to take those off. But this is a funny ass video: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/saysomethingwhat.html

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SHAKE IT!

thanks to you're the man now dog.com

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