Booty

[x_stalin]

Tonight I got some booty.

But the lapdancer, named Maureen, almost punched me in the face for jiving along with her.

Whoops.

But it doesn't matter anymore, because I got booty from damn fine Maureen.

(Lil Jon and the East Side Boys give good tips for getting girls. I totally used the "3, 6, 9, damn you fine" line on her.

♥ Josef Stalin (in

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[sweetsunset_x]

STALIN. YOU SON OF A BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING CHEATING ON ME FOR? FUCKING ASSHOLE! WE'RE OVER!

Love, Terri

[x_stalin]

It was over 15 years ago when you went fucking vegetated. Stop stalking me, bitch. I've moved on in my life, so you should, too.