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x_stalin Oct 25, 2005 07:30

I haven't updated in a long time. And so I figured I should. All is cold here in the Motherland. So in other news.

My laptop counterpart is broken and the HDD is failing.

I could really go for some Custard right about now.

VH1

x_stalin Aug 23, 2005 14:20

Fuck this, VH1. VH1 just informed me that the USSR fell.

MY ROOOOBLEZ.

nyet.

nyet looks like "not yet"

lolololololol

Fan girl

x_stalin Jul 16, 2005 22:12

I MUST FIND THIS FANGIRL.

Just look at my icon. ... She wants to marry me.

OH MY GAWD.

Hawt stuff

x_stalin Jul 06, 2005 15:18

This is the problem with LJ: we all think we are ( Read more... )

Music

x_stalin Jul 03, 2005 00:38

There was a concert in Red Square tonight. I went and I totally crowd surfed, but with a mask. So those of you who touched a hot booty over your heads.

That was me.

KIDDING.

I really stayed in my little Stalin-Hide-Away and sipped my vodka. But that's okay. A dead man can pretend, right?

I'm vain

x_stalin Jun 23, 2005 00:51

So I tried writing a song about myself since it's what all the cool dead guys are doing lately.

It's called My Friend Josef Stalin since yes, I am my own friend

here's how it goes:

My friend Josef Stalin,
lives in my basement,
underneath the stairs,
where he resides for 55 years!Too bad I don't live under stairs. Maybe I shall find some nice ( Read more... )

vain, being awesome, stair dwelling, better than things, my pet iguana

Yeah Hey guys

x_stalin May 27, 2005 01:04

Hey boos. It's me J-Sta.

LETZ GO DDR LYK LOL

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Booty

x_stalin May 08, 2005 01:04

Tonight I got some booty.

But the lapdancer, named Maureen, almost punched me in the face for jiving along with her.

Whoops.

But it doesn't matter anymore, because I got booty from damn fine Maureen.

(Lil Jon and the East Side Boys give good tips for getting girls. I totally used the "3, 6, 9, damn you fine" line on her.

♥ Josef Stalin (in

Death2

x_stalin May 05, 2005 21:18

So today I almost died.

AGAIN.

Alright, so who knew you could die, TWICE. I guess that's what I get for not going to Hell. Ah well, c'est la... screw that language. Pffft. Anyway, so I totally blacked out for extended periods of time today. I thought my time had come! ... My SECOND time had come!

Oh that was an experience!

Karl is SUCH a partay animal-ay!

x_stalin May 02, 2005 02:50

Alright, so Karl Marx told me that we were going to go to a rave in Red Square. But no. He went to a waterpark

Look at this! Disgrace, absolute disgrace!

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