There's a parade going on outside in Red Square. Does this mean I'm not a socialite anymore because I wasn't invited.

Or does this sort of thing just happen once you die?

I mean, duh, they should know I was going to come back. Obviously, someone like me wouldn't just really leave. You really mustn't expect someone like me to permenantly leave, ( Read more... )

I haven't updated since I've been away camping in the Ural Mountains! Here are some piccies for you all!!

( Touch mah bodii )

I t0talli met this banqin qirl named Maureen. She went to the doctor's today. She is being repaired. I adore her ( Read more... )

( Quizzies! )

That's right. Me, Josef Stalin, a dead man, (literally), GOT SICK. HOW THE FUCKING HELL IS THIS POSSIBLE!? I;M FREAKIN' DEAD ( Read more... )

I haven't updated in a while, sorry guys. :(

I realized this morning that my favorite color in the entire world is ... FARD.

Uh, I love me.

Because I am J-Sta.

I WANNNA HOLD YOU HAAAAAND

:)

OMG PICTURE POST

( IMA COMMIE CAMERA WHORE )

Yeah, I get why none of you commented saying you wanted to be in my movie. Yeah, I understand ( Read more... )

Okay, dude, so I totally just watched Silence of the Lambs. You know that really cool hissing thing that the guy does?! I SO MASTERED THAT ( Read more... )

Well, Czar Nicholas II is here, and we're hanging out at mah swingin' bunker 60ft under Moscow, having a warehouse dance rave. It's great fun! We're eating this snack, I think it's called 'popped corn', but really, WHO WOULD THINK TO MAKE CORN CORNELS COMBUST?! It's good, though! It's really newfangled and weird, but it's good. SINCE IT'S ALL GOOD ( Read more... )