I think everyone should revive their LJ account ( Read more... )

I'm grouchy ( Read more... )

Stale Teddy Grahams suck.

All girls suck...and nobody can prove this wrong.

Sheet, sheet guys, my balls are on fire.

I can't wait to walk around in my boxers with my dong flopping out.

Farting where ever I please, whenever I please.

Then I can pick my nose whenever.

Also, it'd be nice to piss all over the floor, and clog the sink with my hair.

Mmmhmmm.

I thought you'd come back at least i prayed ( Read more... )

I listen to Northstar ( Read more... )

I'm a loser ( Read more... )

I need to update ( Read more... )

Bleh ( Read more... )