Today, I worked. During work, these fucking Chasidics attempted to switch rowers and their boat was about to capsize. Thus, I attempted to ensure they did not fall in the lake. Then, I fell in the lake. Awesome.

Post Script:
EMMA, FUCK DISTANCE.

( A series of photographs describing my life )

Miray once stated in her Livejournal, "If someone told you you had model potential they must be really cruel. I would hate for you to get your hopes up." Obviously that refers to Jenny, although I am not quite sure where she saw that. It was probably from one of my comments to Jenny, saying like "babymodel". You know, it is stylistically incorrect ( Read more... )

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What a good band, I should be listening to them throughout this post. Anyway, I had a REALLY fucked up dream. I want you bitches to read it and interpret it for me. If anyone here is a tarot card reading mystic or you know anyone who is, please redirect them here, lmfao ( Read more... )

I hope you can read this, Miray, you Uzbek cunt. I added you again to my friends on Livejournal in hopes that, when you click your infinitely long friend's page [since your life is devoted to pixels], you will have the misfortune of viewing this. You really find yourself terribly amusing, you and your incompetent friends; that is, you believe that ( Read more... )

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, JENNIFER. I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU.

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( Click it, Michelle, even if you vomit/perish from viewing it )