Omg this still exists! Helllllllo livejournal! Caitlin, if you read this I'm in your bed peeing and updating my lj. Miss you!

I hate my neighbors' new dog. Actually, I just hate my neighbors because of their new dog. All I hear from bedroom window is them yelling at it constantly. "CHASE! COME! CHASE! CHASE! COME! COME! COME! STOP IT! CHASE! COME!".

SHUT UP. Your new dog apparently sucks. Take it back.

It's amazing all the strangers that want you drunk on your 21st birthday.

My neighbors are about to endure a severe ass beating. I'm trying to study for an exam that I could give a shit about and consequently know nothing about, and they are BLASTING really bad music. I'm talking junior high pop punk. Midtown and Allister and shit. Those whiny ass voices are making me homocidal. And worse yet, I saw them in the elevator ( Read more... )

OMG I TOTALLY GAVE ____ ____ MY PHONE NUMBER ON THE FACEBOOK AND WE ARE TOTALLY TXT-ING.

He is like a warm blanket on a cold night that you want to have sex with.

Packing party!!!! my place!! be there or be square ( Read more... )

People in my classes that i hate ( Read more... )

so theres this creepy old guy who comes into starship and looks at childrens and womens clothing (never mens). at first i thought he was super creepy, and then calmed myself by thinking that he was probably a shy cross-dresser. well hes been coming in a lot during my shifts lately and recently more than once per shift. today he came in and walked ( Read more... )

My vagina is healthy. i went to gynecologist today so i could get more slut pills and be more slutty. she smeared my pap... odd...

ive been having urges to be intoxicated since saturday night. i wish someone was willing to get very very wasted with me.

im a little sad-ish.

So i'm moving into a studio June 1st. I havent decided which one yet though because im indecisive. and the fact the my final decision is going to come down to cable television being included is a little sad. im at the point where i feel like i should be packing and stuff but thats ridiculous because its two months away, so i have this box in my ( Read more... )