Tell Me A Secret. Pleeeeease?

[xabigailx]

Comment anonymously and tell me the most embarrassing thing you've ever done.

Comments

[orobouros]

unknowingly took a born-again Sunday School teacher to a goth club on "bondage night".

it was also the night they decided to play hardcore porn on all of the monitors.

I have a feeling I was prayed for pretty heavily after that. I never saw her again.

[xabigailx]

Hahahah! That was supposed to be anonymous!
But it's an awesome story!

[orobouros]

it wouldn't let me respond anonymously. :)

but it's a fun story, and I don't mind sharing it.

[xabigailx]

I fixed that little glitch and anonymous is now allowable. But yeah, it WAS a fun story.

[anonymous]

I was taking my menstrual cup out to empty it and it slipped out of my hands and spilled all over the floor. Wouldn't have been such a problem if the floor wasn't an extremely porous pebble type of floor. Shit wouldn't come out, so I played it off as spilled red hair dye.

[xabigailx]

OMG! Do you have one of those "Keepers"? They are craaaaaazy! Awesome story! Thanks!

[anonymous]

in high school i wrote a choose-your-own-sexual-adventure with a whole bunch of girls at school as characters. one night my buddy was over and found it and his girlfriend was among the characters in the story.

[xabigailx]

Hahah That IS embarrassing! Thanks for sharing!

[anonymous]

Last year, I pissed in my mate's garden and then confessed to her. She then told her entire family, and a few other people besides... I still can't live it down.

Re: Winter

[xabigailx]

You should piss in the gardens of all the people she told!!

[anonymous]

I have the hugest crush on Sportacus, an athletic superhero from Lazytown. Not the most embarrassing thing on the planet, but I'm a lesbian, lol.

[xabigailx]

That's crazy!!!!