this is a matter of principle, as opposed to self...y'see, I'm not a woman, but this issue burns at my core just as if I were a woman with cramps. I HATE pro-lifers. Yes, Sara Palin, this means you...and all your baby-fascist cronies. Where does it say that all babies must be born onto this sickening overpopulated planet? And y'know what else? ( Read more... )

Okay, folks, I like MySpace. It's a lot of fun. With one exception. Get this...Every time I get a friend request on MySpace, it's from some skanky, disgusting porn star-type slut who's only there for sex. What the hell? I got a friend request from some cunt who wrote something to the effect of "I want to get laid. How about you?" Now don't get me ( Read more... )

Okay, I spent a weekend at a science fiction convention not long ago. I had an okay time, saw some old friends, made some new ones. That was cool. The con went over pretty well for me.

Such was not the case for one of my best friends. He ran into some shit with a bunch of assholes he thought were comrades, friends, and trusted companions. The ( Read more... )

I love snow. Don't you? Every winter the white stuff spills out of the sky making everything beautiful and Christmas-y. DAMN, BULLSHIT!!! I hate snow. I hate winter. I especially hate those ass-janitors who LOVE snow. Every winter they pray and desire for the white stuff to come in mass quantities. What the fuck is so great about that? This is ( Read more... )

Y'know I was watching "American Idol" tonight, and much to my disgust, any form of unique soul who auditioned was promptly dismissed by Simon Cowell and company. These fuckers in charge obviously don't give a shit about anyone with personality. I think that Paula Aabdul is a good singer but her own taste in singers sucks donkey dick. Simon Cowell ( Read more... )

Here in Minneapolis, we have something truly demented. It's called the "Twins Tax." What the hell is that, you're asking. Well, let me lay it out for you. The twins tax is a repugnant excuse for all those sports assholes to get even more money than their elephantine wallets already have. Somewhere along the past couple of years, those greedy ( Read more... )

 It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year ( Read more... )

 What do you do when you are feeling sad? Tonight I am very sad. I don't know why. I was just overcome by sorrow this evening after eating dinner and it hasn't left me yet. I wish it would. I cannot seem to escape it and I'm not the suicidal type so what do I do? I don't know. Any second now one of my roommates will bug me to use the phone and ( Read more... )

What I absolutely LOATHE are these assholes who constantly bitch about the Mac vs. Windows debate. Shit! I don't know about you but I thought the Cola Wars were OVER. Who is Mac? Who is Windows? Who is Coke? Who is Pepsi? Who gives a flying rat's ass? If you ask me, it's not a matter of which computer is better than the other, but which attitude is ( Read more... )

Going back to the Fantasy book genre. I have to talk about how rancidly SICK I am of unicorns and dragons and all that overrated cliche kitchy fantasy crap. How long can this go on? There obviously must be a market for that shit, but if it's so popular then why is there nothing new or creative done with those mythical beasts? Every time I come ( Read more... )