Ahhh, FaceBook. How do I love thee? Oh where to begin. Facebook is a lot of fun in many ways...but it is a world of...GAMES. And I don't mean just the social drama kind of games you'd expect from Facebook; I mean real, literal GAMES. However, these games are not like games you'd find in the real world. These games strike me as boring RPG games with ( Read more... )

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Here's to the man of the year, Minnesota Governor, Tim Pawlenty. He's a rich-ass Republican douchebag who denies his working-class roots in favor of the arrogant, rich, Machiavellian Right-Wing AGENDA. Who the fuck do you think you are? You slash the budgets in health care, education, and safety services because you refuse to raise taxes on the ( Read more... )

What the fuck is up with comic books lately? Used to be that you could find all your favorite creators in a huge variety of comics groups, and now they seem to have all holed up in Marvel and DC (Sellouts), and what's up with the art in the new comics? Damn, it's UGLY. A grand selection...of thick lines and ugly colors. GEN 13 used to be so cool, ( Read more... )

Welcome to Minnesota. Don't own a grill? Just use the Driveway!

Let's get down to the dirty stuff. CHAIN E-MAILS SUCK DICK. Why? I mean why wouldn't I want to send an email to about 6,000people to tell them how much I love them, or to pass on prayers, or to prevent something horrible from happening to me? First off, I don't pray. Secondly, I don't KNOW 6,000 people, much less LOVE THEM. Third, who actually is ( Read more... )

Let me make one thing perfectly clear: No one in their right mind should have 14 kids. Especially if said mother is single and living with her parents. Yet this is the case with that insane and asinine girl in  California who just recently gave birth to the now-famous octuplets. What a bitch! In more ways than one, 'coz who but a FEMALE DOG would ( Read more... )

SIGH. Okay, I know how titillating it can be to see two girls kissing, but does it have to be all over the TV and in the bars/clubs? It's losing its appeal real fast. There is this new phenomenon called "Bar-Sexual," and what it is is when a couple of straight girls start kissing in a club for no reason other than to turn on the guys. There is no ( Read more... )

I'm going to hell for this one, but trolls, I'm so damn sick of hearing about breast cancer. Since when did cancer decide to make its home exclusively in the tits? I mean, what about stomach cancer, testicular cancer, colon cancer, brain cancer? Why do these tumors not get the type of research and fund-raising and attention that the titty-tumors ( Read more... )

"Christian Children's Fund." What a fucking joke. Yeah, it's all about the kids, we know that, but how much money that you donate really goes to the kids as opposed to those assholes in charge? And why is it that all those poor kids they pledge to help are white or latino? 'Cos all those kids are from Catholic countries. You know, those countries ( Read more... )