So fucking adorable.

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/07/nhead_butt_pas.html

Posmobarney posted this link. It's a clothing ad campaign featuring hard-core pornography, in m-m, m-f, and f-f variety. Most importantly, all of them are sexy and sleek, the way porn should be done.

http://www.sexpacking.com/home.php

From an email from my landlord, in which I described my gray house as a farmhouse ( Read more... )

Terrible weekend. I'm in a terrible mood. I haven't taken my crazypills in a week, and guess what? Crazy. I'm also extremely exhausted ( Read more... )

This morning, after getting up late, I took the housedog Hester for a walk. I brought her to the lake in the back of our property, threw a stick, and took her off the leash. She sniffed at the stick a bit, then, looking at me evilly, ran very very quickly away ( Read more... )

Last night: Watched the Judy Dench BBC miniseries Behaving Badly. Fab-ulous. Old british girl power.

Tonight: Strangers with Candy movie! Huzzah!

Tomorrow: Sitting with 50something, closeted gay men watching Broken Hearts Club. But at least I'm trying to socialize, dammit! Friends, come find me, you fucks!

Sunday: Eating pancakes with Bri's

A lady while dining at Crewe
Found an elephant's whang in her stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout,
And don't wave it about,
Or the others will all want one too."

I have absolutely nothing to say.

Dear all ( Read more... )

I went to Ithaca this weekend. We woke up on Sunday, and Brian was feeling all irritable, and I was like "HEY! We need an adventure." We had planned to visit Ithaca on our vacation at the end of July, but it's only 5 hours away, so we hopped in his car and drove off ( Read more... )