Vampires are everywhere.

Did you know there's a series called Vampire Diaries?

I never thought I'd say this, but I miss my vampires! They made sense, at least the ones without souls did! You stake them. They turn to dust. End of story!

There was no sparkling!

There was just Sir Broods Alot.

Hello, Magical Journal Land,

Today I discovered Twilight. Completely by accident.

I only wish all vampires in every universe sparkled.

No really.

Sparkles would have been such a better nickname for Deadboy. It'd go along so perfectly with his flamboyant personality, too.

Title: Almost Normal
Word Count: 147
Notes: Xander is now my favorite! He came the closest to a drabble AND he gave me happy. It IS a miracle. :)

Tonight do you think we could be human? Do you think that we could pretend that we don't really care?

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Today's weather forecast: Excessive frog with a high chance of splatter. Experts recommend you stay indoors if at all possible or run outside with a net and a fry pot. No better time to start that frog leg restaurant you've always hoped for than today.

...uhhhhhhh.